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Stinking the Place Out: The most Flatulent Premier League matchday Football Fans

Stinking the Place Out: The most Flatulent Premier League matchday Football Fans

Have you ever noticed a terrible smell on the terraces? And that some matchdays smell worse depending on the opposition?

Well to get to the bottom of things, we at 101GreatGoals surveyed 2,000 Premier League football fans to find out who’s been letting rip.

Astonishingly, 90% of Premier League supporters admitted they couldn’t help letting rip during games because of their match-day diet of pies and beer – on top of a full English for breakfast.

In form West Ham United came top overall, with their fans trumping their rivals by doing the most farts.

Famous for their anthem, ‘I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles’, Hammers fans came top of the league by farting 12 times during a match.  That’s one fart every 8 minutes and double the average of six farts per game.

Farting as much as they do, Hammers’ bowel habits place them above second-placed Newcastle United, who let rip 11 times per match.

Stinking the Place Out: The most Flatulent Premier League matchday Football Fans

David Moyes will be delighted to be top of the league

101GreatGoals spokesman Ben Davies said: “We all know football fans like to let off steam at the match, but these findings caught us by surprise.

“Fortunately, football is an outdoors game, otherwise fans would be causing a bit of stink.

“The typical match-day diet of beer and pies must be the cause of the problem for most fans.”

Burnley supporters were found to fart an average of nine times per match, while Manchester United and Wolverhampton Wanderers fans came joint-fourth on eight a game.

Supporters of Arsenal, Crystal Palace and Watford tied in fifth place, on seven.

The full standings from the windy survey can be viewed below.

This *may* be the most important piece of research on the Premier League conducted this season.

Premier League Farting League Table

1. West Ham United, 12.48 farts per game
2. Newcastle United, 11.32 farts per game
3. Burnley, 9.03 farts per game
4. Wolverhampton Wanderers, 8.39 farts per game
5. Manchester United, 7.83 farts per game
6. Crystal Palace, 7.66 farts per game
7. Arsenal, 7.12 farts per game
8. Watford, 7.08 farts per game
9. Brentford, 6.51 farts per game
10. Liverpool, 5.88 farts per game
11. Tottenham Hotspur, 5.55 farts per game
12. Leeds United, 5.21 farts per game
13. Everton, 5.21 farts per game
14. Manchester City, 5.11 farts per game
15. Norwich City, 5.04 farts per game
16. Leicester City, 4.67 farts per game
17. Southampton, 4.09 farts per game
18. Aston Villa, 3.93 farts per game
19. Chelsea, 2.34 farts per game
20. Brighton and Hove Albion, 2.22 farts per game

If you don’t want to suffer through a stinker, you can watch Premier League livestreams , Champions League livestreams and more livestreams here.


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Premier League table

# Team MP D P
1 Manchester City 22 41 56
2 Liverpool FC 21 37 45
3 Chelsea FC 22 28 43
4 West Ham United 22 11 37
5 Arsenal FC 20 8 35
6 Tottenham Hotspur 18 3 33
7 Manchester United 20 3 32
8 Wolverhampton Wanderers 20 2 31
9 Brighton & Hove Albion 20 0 28
10 Leicester City 18 -2 25
11 Crystal Palace 21 -1 24
12 Southampton FC 21 -8 24
13 Aston Villa 20 -5 23
14 Brentford FC 21 -9 23
15 Leeds United 20 -15 22
16 Everton FC 19 -10 19
17 Watford FC 19 -14 14
18 Norwich City 21 -35 13
19 Newcastle United 20 -23 12
20 Burnley FC 17 -11 11

Premier League 21/22

Topscorers
Disciplinary
Assists
Player Team Goals
Salah, Mohamed Liverpool FC 16
Jota, Diogo Liverpool FC 10
Vardy, Jamie Leicester City 9
Antonio, Michail West Ham United 8
Dennis, Emmanuel Watford FC 8
Ronaldo, Cristiano Manchester United 8
Son, Heung Min Tottenham Hotspur 8
Smith-Rowe, Emile Arsenal FC 8
Raphinha Leeds United 8
Mane, Sadio Liverpool FC 8
Mount, Mason Chelsea FC 7
Fernandes, Bruno Manchester United 7
Gallagher, Conor Crystal Palace 7
Sterling, Raheem Manchester City 7
Maupay, Neal Brighton & Hove Albion 7
Silva, Bernardo Manchester City 7
Bowen, Jarrod West Ham United 6
Mahrez, Riyad Manchester City 6
Saka, Bukayo Arsenal FC 6
Ward Prowse, James Southampton FC 6