Darren Bent is like one of those naturally nice looking girls you knew who married a rich dickhead and ended up a leathery orange ugly hag.
— Michael Graham (@Capt_Fishpaste) January 26, 2014
Accumulator down the shitpan, blame being sent directly to the door of Darren Bent. If he were a horse they'd have shot him a long time ago
— Michael Noone (@MichaelNoone4) January 26, 2014
How they hell did Darren Bent miss that?
Fulham’s #39 suffered a calamitous moment in the final stages of the Cottagers 1-1 draw at Sheffield United when the former England international missed the target from three yards out.
Presented with a gaping goal as he stood alone at the far stick, Bent completely lost his composure as the ball scuffed off his left boot and went off for a Blades goal-kick.
Making the moment all the more galling was Bent’s quick look to the linesman after his had badly miscued, as if to suggest that some outside factor had contributed to his public failing.
Watch Darren Bent’s miss of the season entry below.