Spurs fans laugh off claims Man United want Harry Kane & Dele Alli [Tweets]

Dele Alli and Harry Kane

The Star should go home. They are drunk.

Looking to eek out as much transfer gossip as possible before the close of the transfer window, the tabloid has today reported that Manchester United want to rob Tottenham of arguably their two most valuable players.

The Star fart that Man United want to sign Harry Kane and Dele Alli.

Of course they do!

The red top vomited the following:

United have had scouts at Tottenham’s last FOUR matches as they build dossiers on England gems Harry Kane and Dele Alli.

But the White Hart Lane outfit are privately adamant they WILL NOT sell their starlets.

Is there anyone at Tottenham the Red Devils don’t want?

In the past few weeks a significant amount of stories have come out claiming United plan to poach Spurs’ assets. Mauricio Pochettino has been tipped to replace Louis van Gaal, while a Spurs coach was a target for the United academy.

Tottenham are currently just one place above United in the Premier League, but Spurs are in the coveted Champions League places while United aren’t.

Spurs fans have naturally blown off the Kane and Alli story as garbage.

The best tweets are below.