Looking to eek out as much transfer gossip as possible before the close of the transfer window, the tabloid has today reported that Manchester United want to rob Tottenham of arguably their two most valuable players.
The Star fart that Man United want to sign Harry Kane and Dele Alli.
Of course they do!
The red top vomited the following:
United have had scouts at Tottenham’s last FOUR matches as they build dossiers on England gems Harry Kane and Dele Alli.
But the White Hart Lane outfit are privately adamant they WILL NOT sell their starlets.
Is there anyone at Tottenham the Red Devils don’t want?
In the past few weeks a significant amount of stories have come out claiming United plan to poach Spurs’ assets. Mauricio Pochettino has been tipped to replace Louis van Gaal, while a Spurs coach was a target for the United academy.
Tottenham are currently just one place above United in the Premier League, but Spurs are in the coveted Champions League places while United aren’t.
Spurs fans have naturally blown off the Kane and Alli story as garbage.
The best tweets are below.
Reckon the only way Levy would even think of selling Kane and Alli to Man Utd is if they agreed to pay for all of the new stadium.
— Spurred On (@spurredontv) January 30, 2016
Please tell me I was imagining a tweet saying Man U wanted Kane and Alli? At this moment it would be a backwards step.It must be a joke
— Jason Down (@Down4Jason) January 31, 2016
— Machiavelli (@grumpydip) January 31, 2016
— Talking THFC (@TalkingTHFC) January 31, 2016
Papers saying Kane & Alli being chased by UTD as well as monitoring all 4 of our full-backs Why not go the whole hog and just buy ENIC out
— Paul O Keefe (@pokeefe1) January 30, 2016
"United are on the phone Daniel, they wanna talk business".
"I'm not selling Alli or Kane".
"Nah, they want Danny Rose".
— United Religion (@Unitedology) January 30, 2016
The press reporting that United wants to buy Rose, Alli and Kane. Why would they leave a team going places for a team in turmoil? #laughable
— Jan Juhlin (@swedishspur) January 31, 2016
Dear journalists doing Kane and Alli to United stories
Have you met Daniel Levy?
Ffs print less BD stories.
— Robert (@bbqbobs) January 31, 2016
Im sure man utd or chelsea will be linked to daniel levy soon or our new stadium.
— Uncle Jamie Altman (@Jamiealtfitness) January 30, 2016