Are you joking?!
Serbian paper Zurnal have taken advantage of the unquenchable thirst that is football transfer gossip to gain enhanced exposure on Wednesday.
The Balkan tabloid have splashed their front page on Wednesday with the never-gonna-happen claim that Arsenal may buy Birmingham City striker Nikola Zigic before the transfer window closes.
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Arsenal are in need of new blood up front in the wake of the news that Olivier Giroud has a broken left football. Giroud may be out for three to four months for the Gunners.
Yet, whilst Arsene Wenger is no doubt looking around the world to try and bag a forward, Zigic, 33-years-old beanpole, is surely not the man to fill the void.
Proving just how silly Zurnal’s suggestion is, fans are circling a 2006 article on Arsenal’s website titled ‘Wenger – Why I don’t want to buy Nikola Zigic’.
Read that article below.