The best Fantasy Football team names for 2017/2018

Fantasy Football team names: The best & funniest for 2017/2018

Fantasy Football team names

Before we get started, lets make one thing clear:

Fantasy Football team names make no difference to your overall score!

Nevertheless, it seems fair to say that this is one of the most enjoyable parts of the game.

Let’s face it, we all believe this could be our season, both from a playing perspective, for the team we support and in fantasy football as well.

If you are going to be near the top of your individual leagues, head to head leagues or challenging to win a draft league, a sweet team name makes it all the better.

Fantasy Premier League 2017/2018

Going into the new campaign, there look to be some pretty big decisions to make.

Chelsea’s Premier League title winning side were only challenged by Tottenham in 2016/2017 and players from both sides look vital again.

Will Manchester City, Manchester United, Liverpool and Arsenal (or even Everton) put in a serious challenge as well? It feels way too early to rule any of them out!

Harry Kane and Romelu Lukaku look like must haves, but what about Gabriel Jesus, Roberto Firmino and Alexandre Lacazette?

We will once again be producing weekly tips for the Fantasy Premier League and have strong hopes that our 101 Great Goals side can crack the very top positions thanks to a fine team of FPL pundits.

Last season we published 233 of the best and funniest Fantasy Football team names. This season, thanks to our community on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, we have gone a little better.

Hopefully this post makes you laugh and perhaps provides a useful team name for you as well!

260 of the best & funniest Fantasy Football team names

1. Alice in Hangeland

2. Who Ate All Depays

3. Harry redneck

4. A game of throw-ins

5. 2 Girls 1 Schlupp

6. Ruud Van Nipplejoy

7. Slippin Gerrard

8. How I met your Mata

9. Ayew Joking

10. Ayew Serious

11. Ladson Toure

12. Rodallega Bombs

13. Vergini in a bottle

14. Depay me the money

15. Phantom of the Chopra

16. Depay or not Depay

17. Ctrl Alt De Laet

18. Bacuna Mata(ta)

19. Needs Depay Up Front

20. Show Me Da Mane

21. Falcon Puncheon!

22. Hoilett the dogs out

23. Ibe Gotta Feeling

24. Inter yer Gran

25. Norfolk & Chance

26. Haven’t Got a Kalou

27. Farcelona

28. Victorious Secret

29. Diaby Does Gallas

30. Raging Kaboul

31. Leave my arse-elona!

32. Pleased to Michu

33. Aston Villareal Madrid

34. Making Emile of it

35. Call of Guti

36. Expected Toulouse

37. Real Sosobad

38. Downing Syndrome

39. ACalittleSilhouetteofMilan

40. Oh it doesn’t Mata

41. Dude Where’s Micah

42. Rapid Viagra

43. Schindlers Assist

44. Borussia Teeth

45. Michael Barrymore’s Swimming Club

46. Real Bigtits

47. Multiple Scorgasms

48. Inter Row-Z

49. The Tortoise and De Gea!

50. Obi Wan – Kenobi Nil

Zinedine Zidane (Juventus) v Real Madrid, 1998 Champions League final

51.Murder On Zidane’s Floor

52. Chamakh My Pitch Up

53. Ajax Trees Down

54. Crouch Potato

55. Olympique Mayonnaise

56. Genoa-cide

57. It’s All Gone Shane Long

58. Pathetico Madrid

59. Mein Bergkampf.

60. Fritzl Palace

61. Things are getting Messi

62. Ji Sung Park the bus

63. Inter yersister

64. Crystal Phallus

65. Tekkerslovakia

66. Geriatricos

67. Lads on Toure

68. Total Network Failure

69. Legover 96

70. Dislexic United

71. Dyslexia Untied

72. The Big Blaszczykowski’s

73. I can’t believe it’s not Buttner

74. The Vincent Company

75. Colonel Getafe

76. Grampus Eight my hamster

77. Deportivo La CoRuinYa.

78. Nottingmymums Forest

79. Juan Flo Evra the Cocus Nesta

80. Escape From Alcaraz

81. Cry me a River Plate

82. Hit me Bebe one more time

83. My little Kone

84. My Little Bony

85. 50 Shades of O’Shea

86. FiorenTinaTurner

87. Dirty Alexis Sanchez

88. Santi’s little helper

89. Real Sociable

90. Giggs and grown-ups love it so – the happy world of Garrido

91. Dynamo Chicken Kiev

92. Shakhtar the heart (and you’re to blame)

93. The Solano’s

94. Blink 1 Eto’o

95. Mata2Mata3MataReina

96. Purple Reina

97. Suck My Dickov

98. Giroud Sandstorm

99. Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels

Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels

100. Exeter gently

101. Super chupa power fc

102. HotlineBlind

103. Is Your MotherWell FC

104. Sons of John Terry

105. For Fuchs Sake

106. One Trick Bony

107. Martial Farts

108. Yaya’s birthday party invite list

109. Gotta griez’em all

110. Lord of the Ings

111. Unprotected Cesc

112. Wanyama’s in Pyjamas

113. Slumdog Mignolet

114. The Big Lewandowski

115. No Fuchs Given

116. Game of Stones

117. The Vincent Company

118. Thomas Muller Corner

119. Unbelievable Bentekkers

120. Lallanas in Pyjamas

121. Benteke Fried Chicken

122. The Wizard of Ozil

123. Klopps n Robbers

124. Puyol Pants Down

125. Absolutely Fabregas

126. Men Behaving Chadli

127. The Zat Knight Rises

128. Neville Wears Prada

129. Riders of Yohan

130. Baines on Toast

131. Cesc and the City

132. Kroos Control

133. Tea & Busquets

134. Santi’s Little Helpers

135. Lallana Del Rey

136. Beat Around Debuchy

137. Dukes of Hazard

138. Delph & Safety

139. No Weimann No Cry

140. Le Saux Solid Crew

141. Egg Fried Reus

142. Fun Lovren Criminals

143. Enter Shaqiri

144. Gylfi Pleasures

145. Bayer Neverlusen

146. Moves like Agger

147. 2 Goals 1 Cup

148. Pique and De Bruyne

149. The Vardy Boys

150. Can of Koke

Harry Kane & the Golden Boot

HULL, ENGLAND – MAY 21: Harry Kane of Tottenham Hotspur poses in the tunnel with the golden boot and match ball after the Premier League match between Hull City and Tottenham Hotspur at KC Stadium on May 21, 2017 in Hull, England. (Photo by Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images)

151. Citizen Kane

152. The Philosophy of Kante

153. Whats Love Gotze do?

154. Dzeko & the Bunnymen

155. Chiellini Con Carne

156. Sterling Silva

157. Sonic Huth

158. Don’t Call Me Schurrle

159. Hazard Lights

160. Fiddler on the Huth

161. SugarKane

162. Silence Of The Lahms

163. Rolls Reus

164. BalotelliTubbies

165. Why So Serie A?

166. Kantean Physics

167. Batman For Evra

168. You Can’t Handle The Huth

169. Bumfica

170. Fiorentina Turner

171. Take Me To De Gea Bar

172. Michu at De Gea bar

173. SheWasOnlyXI

174. Adam Johnson’s Under 16s

175. Adam Johnson She was only XI

176. Where Divock is Origi?

177. Out on Bale

178. Pepe Show

179. Luke KyleWalker

180. Martial Art

181. Tinky Winky Dipsy Lallana Poe

182. I don’t Drinkwater

183. Jar of Hart

184. Dolce and Lallana

185. Unprotected Cesc

186. 420BlaiseMatuidi

187. ImLovrenIt

188. Bonnie and Clyne

189. Smalling than you

190. Insigneture


192. Pique My Interest

193. You Petr Cech Yourself

194. You Petr Cech yourself before you wreck yourself

195. Down to Chiellini?

196. Arda Than You

197. Man of the Mats

198. Draft or Pique?

199. I Vardy so Hardy

200. Top Dier

Eric Dier & Dele Alli

201. Bernd Notice

202. King Kane

203. Alba and the 40 Speeds

204. It’s all Aritz

205. Kroosin like Toni

206. Hip Hip Payet

207. Blaise Everydays

208. Who Gives a Hitz

209. Drinkin’ Double Ds

210. Nothing like French Areolas

211. Suck my Harry Kane

212. Koke in Can

213. That’s the Gameiro

214. Ew, you Fabregased during Cesc!

215. Eden Fuchs your Nani

216. Lallana Bread

217. One Size Fitz Hall

218. Pique Blinders

219. Vanilla Weiss

220. Pjanic at the Disco

221. Willian Dollar Baby

222. Krul and The Gang

223. Krul Intentions

224. Moves Like Xhaka

225. Oh Mkhi You’re So Fine

226. Ayew Ready for This?

227. Follow the Jelavic Road

228. Only Kruls & Horses

229. Me, My Delph & I

230. Benteketaka

231. Eye of the Schweinsteiger

232. Mkhitaryan Lannister

233. Deeney in a Bottle

234. FourthIsATrophy

235. Goals of Duty

236. Taken Beye Stormzy

237. Change name

238. MoLeicester City

239. Dab on these pitches

240. Bak to the Rude time

241. Law Abiding Siggurdsons

242. Whack Son wax off

243. Sofa King Good

244. The Nutmeggers

245. Ayew eating Depays?

246. Salah Mané Kun F.C.

247. RL9

248. Beast Squad

249. Ander Her Erra

250. The Art of Martial

Anthony Martial v Arsenal

LONDON, ENGLAND – MAY 07: Anthony Martial of Manchester United attempts to get away from Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain of Arsenal and Rob Holding of Arsenal during the Premier League match between Arsenal and Manchester United at the Emirates Stadium on May 7, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images)

251. Nightinyourmum’s Forest FC

252. Mustafi been lucky

253. She Was Only XI

254. A team has no name!!

255. Top of the Klopps

256. What’s up with Harry Kane?

257. Fumb duckers

258. Guns ‘n Moses

259. Hey Juve

260. Points hunter

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