115 of the funniest & best Fantasy Football team names [The 2015/2016 list]

UPDATE: Fantasy Football team names: The best & funniest for 2016/2017 can be seen by clicking here.

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Update: 101 of the funniest & best Euro 2016 Fantasy Football team names

With just six days remaining until the start of the new Premier League season, its time to start thinking about your fantasy team in a serious manner.

Over 3.5 million people played the official Fantasy Premier League in 2014/2015 and it would be no surprise if those numbers were increased in the coming campaign.

Whilst most players of Fantasy Football are now deciding between Sergio Aguero, Eden Hazard or Alexis Sanchez, there is also another big decision to make.

What to call your Fantasy Football team?!

We have canvassed our followers on Facebook and Twitter to find out what the funniest & best Fantasy Football team names.

Included below are some new names that will likely be wildly popular and some old classics that are references in this still very popular post from a couple of years ago.

In total there are no less than a whopping 115 Fantasy Football team names to amuse yourselves with below.

Whilst Manchester United fans may be excited about the goal scoring prowess of Memphis Depay, there seems little doubt that the Dutchman has already added plenty to Fantasy Football team name options…

New Favourites

Who Ate All Depays

Harry redneck

A game of throw-ins

2 Girls 1 Schlupp

Ruud Van Nipplejoy

Slippin Gerrard

Slumdog Mignolet

How I met your Mata

Ayew Joking

Ayew Serious



The Zat Knight rises

Rodallega Bombs

You Petr Cech yourself before you wreck yourself

Egg fried Reus

Vergini in a bottle

Depay Me The Money

Phantom of the Chopra

No Fuchs Given

Depay or not Depay

Ctrl Alt De Laet

Bacuna Mata(ta)

Needs Depay Up Front

Michu at De Gea bar

Show Me Da Mane


Falcon Puncheon!

Hoilett the dogs out

Baines on toast

Lallanas in Pyjamas

Ibe Gotta Feeling

Game of Stones

The classics

Inter yer Gran

Norfolk & Chance

Haven’t got a Kalou


Victorious Secret

Diaby Does Gallas

Raging Kaboul

Leave my arse-elona!

Pleased to Michu

Tea and Busquets

Bayer Neverkusen

Aston Villareal Madrid

Making Emile Of It

Call Of Guti

Expected Toulouse

Real Sosobad

Downing Syndrome


Fritzl’s basement jaxx

Oh it doesn’t Mata

I haven’t a Kalou

Dude, Where’s Micah?

Rapid Viagra

Schindlers Assist

Borussia Teeth

Michael Barrymore’s Swimming Club

Real Bigtits

Multiple Scorgasms

Le Saux Solid Crew

You can’t handle the Huth

Inter Row-Z

The Tortoise and De Gea!

Obi Wan – Kenobi Nil

Ajax Trees Down

Chamakh My Pitch Up

Murder On Zidane’s Floor

Crouch Potato

Olympique Mayonnaise


It’s All Gone Shane Long

Pathetico Madrid

Mein Bergkampf.

Fritzl Palace

Things are getting Messi

2 goals 1 cup

Ji Sung Park the bus

Inter yersister

Crystal Phallus



Lads on Toure

Total Network Failure, Legover 96

Dislexic United

Dyslexia Untied

The Big Blaszczykowski’s

I can’t believe it’s not Buttner

The Vincent Company

Ajax Treesdown

Colonel Getafe

Grampus Eight my hamster

Deportivo La CoRuinYa.

Nottingmymums Forest

Juan Flo Evra the Cocus Nesta

Escape From Alcaraz

Cry me a River Plate

Hit me Bebe one more time

My little Kone

My Little Bony

Alice in Hangeland

50 Shades of O’Shea

The big Lewandowski


Dirty Alexis Sanchez

Santi’s little helper

Real Sociable

Giggs and grown-ups love it so – the happy world of Garrido

Dynamo Chicken Kiev

Thomas Müller Corner

Shakhtar the heart (and you’re to blame)

The Solano’s

blink 1 eto’o

Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels

Purple Reina

Suck My Dickov