You couldn’t score in a brothel! Kevin Kuranyi (Dynamo Moscow) vs Volga

Kevin Kuranyi is the latest striker to commit the egregious crime of failing to score when starring down an open goal.

The Dynamo Moscow forward had only one silver lining. His miss didn’t really matter as the Muscovites won 2-nil regardless. Nevertheless he’ll surely get pasted when he walks into training on Monday morning.

With the match still goalless after 18 minutes a straight-forward, bog-standard, can-I-score?-yes-please! cross was threaded across the six yard box to Kuranyi. For a striker of half his pedigree missing would have been unacceptable. Yet, like a true plonker, the German international managed to sky his shot over the bar when missing looked nigh on impossible.

Watch Kevin Kuranyi’s horror miss here.

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