WTF! Aliens say Crystal Palace will stay up, according to Bromley woman who ‘used to be Joan of Arc’

Here’s a seriously weird story to keep you amused on a Friday.

A woman in London has claimed Aliens have told her that Crystal Palace will stay up this season.

Imagine that. We manage contact with other life forms, only for them to tell us that Tony Pulis’s defensive style will keep Crystal Palace up.

52 year old Stephany Cohen, a Bromley spiritual healer told reporters that aliens assured her of Palace’s safety.

She said “They are being positive. Pulis has got a very good work ethic. His forte is defensive.

“Now what he needs to do is help the team by keeping clean sheets as much as possible between now and May.

“They need a good team spirit, a good work ethic and good defensive tactics from the manager. If they stick to that they will stay up.

“It will be hard work but it will pay off.”

Replace Alan Hansen with aliens? Anyone?