The Sunday Sport have nailed it this weekend with a ridiculous story about a man who has a head shaped like the FA Cup.
The story in the Sunday Sport read as follows:
English footie’s most historic silverware holds no sentimental value for hapless Chris Turner.
The jug-eared accountant was born with a distinctive looking bonce – the spitting image of the FA Cup.
And yesterday tragic Chris was left bruised and battered after sick thugs tried to hoist him aloft by his EARS, in scenes that mirrored the celebrations.
“Yes, I admit my head is of a peculiar shape, but that doesn’t warrant the abuse I always get.”