The Cock Goal (“snikkelgoal”): Sven Kums (Heerenveen) v Utrecht

There was much childish sniggering in Holland over the weekend as Sven Kums scored Heerenveen’s opener at Utrecht with his… penis.

The Heerenveen midfielder burst into the opposition area, but after a heavy touch was indebted to a Utrecht defender who smacked the ball against his cock and the ball flew into the net.

Cue much hilarity, with the goal taking centre stage in Heerenveen’s 4-1 away win on Saturday night. So much so, that a new football term has been introduced in Holland: “snikkelgoal” which in English is “Cock Goal.”

The new expression was the brainchild of former Heerenveen and Holland Under-21 coach Foppe de Haan and the good folk at the Eredivisie Live channel have delved into their archives to find a few more dick goals (see second video below).

Footage of Sven Kums’ Cock goal v Utrecht is here.

And a history of “snikkelgoals” (in Dutch, but its not hard to understand) is on this video.

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