You paparazzi are really goodat making people look like they are drunk good effort but guys but i don’t drink any alcohol..but good try
— djibril cisse (@DjibrilCisse) August 14, 2012
Djibril Cisse is a brave man.
This week the QPR striker was snapped leaving a London nightclub after his 31st birthday, and pictures seemed to show Cisse looking rather drunk as he stumbled onto the pavement in a skirt. But according to Cisse he wasn’t drunk at all.
The Frenchman, clearly upset with the insinuation that dressing like a lady and looking pissed means that he had drink on his birthday, went onto Twitter to announce he was stone cold sober when the photos were taken.
But why would he want to do that? Without the excuse of being blinded with alcohol, how can Cisse defend his Ledley King-esque photo faux pas?
Make up your own mind on Cisse’s association with booze having regard to the photos below.