Arjen Robben on Louis van Gaal’s decisive substitutions v Chile (Fer & Depay): ‘Maybe he has a golden cock!’

This isn’t the first story involving Louis van Gaal and male genitalia, having infamously and literally putting his manhood on the table while Bayern manager to demonstrate his…bravery?

After Holland’s win over Chile today, Arjen Robben employed an esoteric Dutch expression that gave van Gaal an uber-Midas aura.

Van Gaal’s tactical changes made a decisive impact, with both Leroy Fer and Memphis Depay scoring soon after coming on, and Robben was suitably impressed in the mixed zone.

Asked about van Gaal’s tactical influence today, the Bayern winger replied, ‘Maybe he has a golden cock!’

Van Gaal replied: “I don’t know. Truus [his wife] has never told me that!”

It’s worth noting that Robben said these words in his briefs, collecting his Man of the Match award in his underwear for the second successive time.


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