Daniel Sturridge last night put pen to paper on a new Liverpool deal, which keeps him at the club until 2019, and more than doubles his wages to 150k per week.
The club tweeted pictures of Sturridge looking thrilled signing his detailed and complex contract….which the Internet has discovered is a blank sheet of A4 paper.
The Liverpool legal team clearly don’t like working on Fridays, and cut a couple of corners here.
Some jokers have suggested that he filled in the blank sheet with a letter pining for Luis Suarez.
Always read the fine print.