Monday, March 23rd, 2009
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In a week where there weren’t too many cock-ups, one footballer stood out like a shining beacon for the schmuck of the week award. Step forward Mr. Robinho.
Despite having wads of cash, Robinho is currently trying to survive a morale sapping famine that has seen the Brazilian go thirteen Premier League games without a goal. For a player who thrives on offensive play such a return is simply not good enough, and the crisis of confidence appears to be hitting home after witnessing Robinho’s appalling penalty attempt against Sunderland on Saturday.
Rolling a pathetic penalty straight to keeper Marton Fulop, watch how the incident went down from a Sunderland perspective here.
Onto the list.
On the chip/lob front we have a wonderful splattering of beauties in the form of goals 1, 7, 8 and 11. There were also a handful of top-draw volleys (goals 2, 4 & 5), a fine overhead-kick (goal 6), a couple of unstoppable rockets (goals 9 & 12) and a sublime solo effort befitting the best player in world football (goal 10).
And then there was the odd one out, a goal from the halfway line (goal 3).
As always, all we ask is that you sit back and enjoy!
1. Carlos Darwin Quintero (Santos Laguna v Atlante, Mar. 18, 2009)
2. Jimmy Hempte (Kortrijk v Club Brugge, Mar. 20, 2009)
3. Kenny Cooper (FC Dallas v Chicago Fire, Mar. 21, 2009) (first goal on the video)
4. Pavel Nedved (Roma v Juventus, Mar. 21, 2009)
5. Zoltan Gera (Fulham v Manchester United, Mar. 21, 2009)
6. Admir Aganovic (Westerlo v Dender, Mar. 21, 2009)
7. Pawel Sasin (Wisla Krakow v Cracovia Krakow, Mar. 22, 2009)
8. Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Inter Milan v Reggina, Mar. 22, 2009)
9. Marcelo (Real Madrid v Almeria, Mar. 22, 2009)
10. Lionel Messi (Barcelona v Malaga, Mar. 22, 2009)
11. Dani Alves (Barcelona v Malaga, Mar. 22, 2009)
12. Albert Riera (Liverpool v Aston Villa, Mar. 22, 2009)
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Narrowly missing the list were goals from Davy Arnaud (a fine brace), Leighton Baines, Luka Modric, Dario Srna, Bichi Fuertes and Ben Watson (which reminded us a lot of this).
March 23rd, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Could Messi do that in the prem. league?
March 23rd, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Just wanted to let you know that Davy Arnaud’s first goal *did* cross the line. It hit the back support of the goal (which is inside the goal), and since it had so much power on it, bounced right back out. There should be a slow-motion replay of it at about 4:20 on the video you linked to.
March 23rd, 2009 at 5:19 pm
@SKTT
Undoubtedly! See that first touch? That’s a footballing mind a few seconds ahead of the rest.
March 23rd, 2009 at 5:52 pm
SKTT
Of course he could. Outside the top 4 there isn’t a good team.
March 23rd, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Zoltan Gera gets my award. between keeper and defender, though against floundering United, pure brilliance.
March 23rd, 2009 at 9:17 pm
I can’t believe Scholes didn’t make the schmuck-of-the-week list for his “save” against Fulham. Instinctive or not, that might go down as the play that cost Man U the EPL title this season…
March 24th, 2009 at 1:47 am
You missed out the best goal!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FpRd0RIczw
(watch from 4:50 onwards!)
March 25th, 2009 at 9:51 am
Diaby’s goal against newcastle should have made the list.