Warning: Whacking Dennis Wise in the face is addictive

A big thanks to the guys at Nuts for sending us this addictive, stress-relieving game which allows players to release their pent-up anger built up over weeks of nonsense, idiocy and inevitability at St. James’ Park.

The game is based on the classic funfair past-time of “Whac-a-Mole,” adapted and rebranded for the football market under the name of “SoccaWhacka.” And thankfully the rules are kept simple.

You can either pick the head of Kevin Keegan, who is crowned with a halo, or the devil-horned Dennis Wise and the objective is to fire as many footballs into their kissers as possible in the ever decreasing time-slot.

Play SoccaWhacka here.