In October we got a tad excited about Sven Kums scoring with his private parts for Heerenveen against Utrecht.

The fact it was called a “snikkelgoal” in Holland only added to the childish giggles, so we wonder how the Austrians have described Marc Janko’s opener against Finland this evening.

UPDATE: According to Rado in the comments it would be a  ”Schwanz-Tor”.

Just after the half hour, a backpass was played to Finland keeper Lucas Hradecky who attempted to clear up the field.

His kick was a little too low, especially with giant Austria Vienna  FC Porto striker Marc Janko bearing down on goal. It hit Janko you know where and cannoned back into the net.

Janko has since been hauled off at half-time, it is unknown if this was due to an injury sustained in scoring.

Footage of Marc Janko’s cock goal for Austria v Finland is here.