(A translation of the ad into English)
Crossing guard: â€œStop right there!â€
LD: â€œI am Mexican!â€ (pronounced erroneously)
Crossing guard: â€œClearly not, you are..Landon Donovanâ€
LD: â€œOhâ€ (no Emmy or Oscars coming anytime soon LD )
Crossing guard: â€œWhat are you doing on this side?â€ (of the border)
LD: â€œItâ€™s just thatâ€¦ winning in Mexico is easierâ€
Crossing guard: (angry voice) WHAT??!?
LD: No, no I am talking about Ganagolâ€¦
Crossing guard: Ganagol?
LD: Ganagol the new game where itâ€™s easier to win because they are only twelve matches
Crossing guard : So it will be easier for ME, NOT for you, so go home, orale, letâ€™s go!