David Luiz has never been a man for discipline. The Brazil defender rarely follows orders in staying at the back and often runs out of defence in a manner that divides critics.
Clearly, he’s always been rebellious because here he is breaking a rule we were all told to follow as we grew up: no playing football in the house.
Luiz is here playing against Chelsea attacker Oscar in a living room as part of Gillette’s Brasil Global Tour.
The match is abandoned after, inevitably, it all ends in tears and Luiz, who is in the process of completing a move to PSG, boots the ball into the chandelier.