Unsurprisingly, Borussia Dortmund have issued hands off warnings on star striker Robert Lewandowski after his stunning four-goal haul against Real Madrid.
Be prepared for a slew of stories in the coming days about the sides that came close to signing Lewandowski on the cheap in the last few seasons.
Swiftly followed by the big money moves the Polish hitman will be making this coming summer.
Nothing is likely to beat the story below.
If only the volcanic ash cloud hadn’t got in the way!