Don’t despair, Besiktas fans! Ronaldinho’s Turkish doppelgänger is still available

As has just been announced by Atletico Mineiro President, Ronaldinho is staying put in Brazil.

Besiktas have been left in the lurch, and the Istanbul club’s fans must be devastated, so sure did Dinho’s signature appear to be.

But they needn’t despair, Ronnie’s Turkish Doppelganger is believed to be still available.

In fact he’s arguably an even more attractive specimen than the 2005 Ballon D’Or.