AVB wants Vertonghen reunion at Zenit, which could pave way for Garay to join Manchester United [Express]

Here’s a chain reaction that requires an Inceptionesque concentration; bear with us as we try to make sense of the Express’s rather bizarre suggestion.

The paper say that AVB wants a Jan Vertonghen reunion at Zenit, which would then pave the way for Benfica’s Ezequiel Garay to join Mancester United.\

Erm, come again?

Well, the Express explain that Zenit were close to securing a loan deal for Garay last January, onl for Benfica  to pull out at the 11th hour.

So were Zenit to get Vertonghen, they’d be fulfilled on the centre back front, leaving United with one less rival in the market for Garay.

Got it? Us neither.