Alan Pardew and assistant use old fashioned bench telephones in comic fashion v Man United [Vine]

Alan Pardew and assistant use old fashioned bench telephones in comic fashion v Man United [Vine]

Good to see that at least someone is still making use of the clunky, corded, old fashioned black telephones installed on benches throughout the land.

Alan Pardew gave his assistant a tinkle on the old dog and bone during the game against Man United today.

‘Get me a blacked-out cab out of here for 5.15, ta’.

If the old dog and bones can help Pards refrain from nutting people, then they’re surely worth keeping.

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