Take a bow, Robert Lewandowski.
Sure, it’s a pre-season friendly, but goals of this calibre should be applauded, especially when they come against opposition like Valencia.
The Spanish side had one of the best defensive records in La Liga last season and the absence of key players was telling as Bayern ran riot.
Lewandowski scored the crowning goal of the rout. He picked up the ball on the left channel before bringing it infield and slightly away from goal. He faked once or twice before curling a shot into the far corner of the net and lapping up the plaudits.